Free Nuisance Candy Pick-Up!
Sure, this is an animal removal website that our dads run. But we, the Frontline Kids, are taking the website over today to offer a FREE special pick-up service!
That’s right. Today, April 1st/Easter Sunday only, we are offering free nuisance candy pick-up left by that pesky Easter Bunny, a.k.a. Peter Cottontail.
He’s soft and cute and generous and all that, sure. But, the Easter Bunny can be a real nuisance. Frontline Animal Removal Kids takes care of nuisance animals too.
Don’t think the Easter Bunny is a nuisance animal? You’ve never viewed the Easter Bunny as a pest? Well, just read these testimonials from a couple of our clients.
I woke up today and there were a couple of baskets I hadn’t seen in the house before. In them there was straw that makes such a mess. There were cracked open eggs oozing sickening sweet filling …and you know what a mess those make. I also found these little marshmallow chicks all over the place. Peep,peep,peep! I was beside myself.
I called and those Frontline Kids were there and hauled all the litter of that bunny away. I offered to pay them and they wouldn’t accept. Can you believe it? Bless their little hearts.
April Fuhl, Hartville, OH
That period from Halloween through New Year’s was rough for me. My pants were getting tighter and I would get the jitters around 2:00 PM if I couldn’t find something sweet. Yeah, I realized it, I had a sugar problem. So January 2 comes and I start my cleanse. Would you believe it, I am doing great (not counting that small set back in mid-February) and eating clean. Then, along comes that dratted bunny.
These kids got this candy left by that Bunny out of here pronto. It was just the support I needed.
Steve Swetetouth, Akron, OH
If you’d like us to remove the mess left by the Easter Bunny, call us today.
We know what you’re going through. The Bunny left baskets and the sugary goodness, sorry, mess at our homes, too.
We are here to help and today, April Fools Day only, we’ll do it for free.*
*Offer subject to approval and transportation availability provided by our dads.
Cannot accept any chocolate Easter Bunnies greater than 2 lbs in weight due to Child Labor Laws.
Offer only good in the Frontline Animal Removal Service area of greater Akron/Canton/Kent area.
Got to go. The phone’s ringing.
